The Wedding Guests

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Cry uncontrollably over your ex in front of the bride and mix calming herbal remedies with copious amounts of alcohol so that it's hard to stand up especially if you're a bridesmaid Dress like you are attending a funeral and look for opportunities to re-enact scenes from steamy novels Turn up late wearing a T-shirt covered in mud and something that looks like blood If you are the bride's uncle, who no one likes anyway, try to cop off with her friend who's way too young for you Wear a suit that stinks of chicken wings and then spend the whole reception propping up the bar Who said going to a wedding solo couldn't be fun? The Wedding Guests is a heartwarming and hilarious tale of what not to do at a wedding. Meredith Goldstein writes for the Boston Globe and is the author of its hugely popular advice column 'Love Letters' where she dishes out pearls of wisdom to the lovelorn. She was born in New Jersey and now lives in Massachusetts.